Creeper Alert

Things around here are starting to get very strange. Very, very strange. So, as I was preparing for my beloved Cesario's return to me, I noticed that Malvolio was missing and has been missing for a while now. I asked Maria to get him and she informed me that he is acting strange. Malvolio? Acting strange? I know that he acts a little different, but he is always in control. I expected him to be acting strange because he is in mourning for some reason, just like me. So I called him to me and wow. She wasn't lying. And he definitely is not sad. He comes in this creepy smile, one that I will most likely see in my nightmares. He was also wearing these disgusting yellow stockings and those HORRID crisscrossed laces over. How could he not know that I absolutely detest both of those styles of clothing? So as I demand that he tell me what's going on with him, he starts to recite these quotes. What they meant? I have no idea. He kept on mentioning things that I have no clue what he meant by them. It seemed as if he was almost flirting with me? Or hitting on me? Either way, ew. Also, he starting talking very rude to Maria. He acted as if he was higher than her. What is he thinking? They are BOTH my servants! If anyone should talk like that, it should be me! Well, in the middle of all this nonsense, my love Cesario comes back for me! I needed to get this crazy man out of the way. So I told Maria to have Toby take care of him. But, as I just realized, that was probably a bad idea. Who knows what Toby did to him. Oh my, things are going to get even worse I fear.